meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

nighthooker:

obama passed a law changing the name milk to cow titty juice 

remembertolivexox:

This my older sister Chloe and her boyfriend Ryan. They have been dating for 2 years and won cutest couple award for senior year. This weekend was supposed to be the time of their lives. This weekend was prom. The morning of prom Ryan went to the Emergency Room because he was throwing up all night and couldn’t hold down water. It turned out that his kidneys were inflamed and he was dehydrated. He wouldn’t be leaving the hospital until Monday. The night that my sister dreamed of and planned for months was destroyed. She cried all morning and there wasn’t anything I could do to make her feel better. After a few hours she decided that she was going to dress up and visit him in the hospital. When we got to the hospital we ran in search of his room. Finally we arrived and Ryan’s face immediately lit up. Ryan couldn’t move much but he hugged her anyways. Chloe pinned his flower on his gown. They took pictures together posing and kissing and laughing. They held hands, talked, smiled and laughed. At one point they were just smiling at each other, like they were the only people in the room. They looked like the happiest people in the world. This was that moment. The moment when they just lovingly looked into each others eyes and smiled. The moment when all the bad things that were going on vanished. The moment when, this was the time of their life. This is what she dreamed of all her life. This is what he wanted to give her for so long. This was the moment when you saw, what true love really is.

howlcity:

why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered

Wh-why I’m laughing at this

suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

SO NO SHANNON

IT’S NOT THAT FUCKING NICE OF A HOTEL

unimpressedcats:

awksss

timey-wimey-detector-ding:

castielisinmyboot:

fuckwooper:

money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper

I’m pretty sure the reason why is because we live on a rock and paper beats rock.

oh my god

bitcheslovesnape:

amaliastale:

lorenna-slytherinslut:

Alan has a really nice house

Alan has a really nice ass

Alan has a really nice… oh wait I never even seen it before.

BUT I BET IT’S NICE… AND HUGE.

laurarickmanortix:

“No matter how old you are, it’s still never to late to achieve your dreams.”

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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“The character design of Flynn came from the process which was called the “hot man meeting” by Nathan Greno and Byron Howard, during which they set up a meeting with all of the female employees of the studio in one room and asked them for their opinions of what made a man good looking in order to create Flynn’s character design with features such as eye color, hair color and style and body type. Video footage showed concept art and photos of various male celebrities, including Johnny Depp, Hugh Jackman, Brad Pitt, David Beckham and Gene Kelly on the walls of the room. Director Byron Howard said they wanted to make Flynn “the most handsome, most attractive male lead Disney has ever had.”

Well they sure as hell did it.